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Kazoolife Survey Results in a Nutshell

"Mi Casa, su casa" to the max

What's the oddest thing a guest has done in your home?

 

This question hit the mark.  Many of you apparently have had guest oddities occurring in your homes.  Here's what we've heard so far:

Clothes-related:

  • Changed into some of MY clothes during a party we were having at our house.
  • Rummaged through our hamper; I only noticed after the guest was gone.
  • Folded my laundry.

Kitchen/bathroom oddities:

  • Helped herself to the frig while we were chatting.  And she's just an acquaintance!
  • Cut her hair in my bathroom.  I think she needed encouragement from a friend, so asked if she could do it at my house.
  • Looked in my medicine cabinet and then asked me why I had certain prescriptions!
  • Baked a birthday cake for her husband in my oven because she said she didn't want to get hers dirty.

In and around the house:

  • Saw some dust on the ledge over one of my doors, so got a wet paper towel and started cleaning!
  • Re-arranged the place cards for a dinner party.  She didn't like the person sitting next to her and decided to change it.
  • Re-hung my Christmas tree ornaments.  Apparently my arrangement offended her sensibilities, so she had to make it right!
  • Broke an antique figurine during a party.  Didn't tell me but wrapped the pieces up in newspaper and put them on my bed.  I still don't know who did it.
  • Asked if he could plant pot in my yard; it's bigger and more private than his.
  • [Lots of entries related to this.]  Came over and brought their own:  food, music, alcohol, pets. . . .
  • During a New Year's Eve party, a couple asked if they could use our bedroom at midnight.  They said that's ALWAYS how they celebrate the New Year.
  • Came into my house and lit a fire.  She said she was cold and didn't want me to go to any trouble.
  • Had a segment of 20/20 filmed in my house.  The guest, an author, said his place was too small and he didn't want to foot the bill for a hall to host the show, which was covering his work and latest book.
  • Took a nap during a party at our house.
  • A (former) friend asked if he could use our phone to call his mistress.  I didn't even know he was having an affair!
  • Used the phone in my bedroom during a party.  After the party I found him sound asleep while still on the phone.

Please tell us more!  We're listening.

 

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